SMACKAHO! because I can

Wrap it Up...

2007-11-09T04:00:00.000-08:00

*DEAD* wtf India.

Work It Rev!

2007-11-08T13:26:00.000-08:00

Reverend Alicia is WORKIN that swivel chair. Damn I wish I still had public access. I also wish I had that track she's workin it to on my ipod. I'm crossing my fingers for a Rev. Alicia/Miracle Jackson collabo!

Weekend Sexy: Edwin

2007-11-03T11:16:00.000-07:00

It's that time again folks! Generally I don't go for blonde guys, but I'll make an exception for this one. He looks angry and I'm into it. Like he'd smack ya around a bit or punch you up in your face while you were going down on him. DON'T ACT like it's never happened to you. Oh...just me?

Damn AC Slater...

2007-10-30T19:54:00.000-07:00

WHERE THE POURTY AT?! Although the view is nice...exactly how gay is Mario Lopez? These questions need to be answered for my spirit to be right!

New Obsession: Nala West

2007-10-21T14:59:00.000-07:00

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. this bitch is insane, I thought it stopped at her "and I am telling you" video I posted yesterday. but OH NO! She is truly an amazing human being.

support her ass! check out the rest of her videos here!

She's My Dreamgirl...

2007-10-16T17:16:00.000-07:00

I wasn't gonna post anything because I'm sick and I feel gross. but this shit CRACKED.ME.UP. It's most definitely the Smackaho theme song. watch it, and fall in love.

Via Fresh

Weekend Sexy : David Gandy

2007-10-12T17:00:00.000-07:00

This weekend's sexy is brought to you by the letter "O"(face). He kind of reminds me of a much improved version of Clive Owen. I would do them both, but if I had a choice about it I'd definitely pick David.

New "Dark Knight" promo shot!

2007-10-11T16:24:00.000-07:00

I kid! It's really just aaaall the sexy of Diana Ross' offspring, Chudney Ross. But isn't the Joker resemblance uncanny?! This ho better hope she never accidentally wanders into a comic-con somewhere. She'd be picking geeks out of her abnormally large teeth for weeks!

photo via Fresh

The Showdown

2007-10-11T13:42:00.000-07:00

If you don't watch, I HATE YOU! not really, but you should watch. Below is my favdizzle scene from last week's Desperate Housewives (which I'm obsessed with, btw). I Can't wait for my boo, Bree, to put the smack down on that new ho.

oh, and here's a couple shots of the new homos on Wisteria Lane. They couldn't have done better, really??

via Fresh Hotness

Damn Nukka

2007-10-09T00:04:00.000-07:00

SEASON 2 PREMIERE TONIGHT! you best be watchin.

Dascoo Fever...

2007-10-06T10:50:00.000-07:00

Fresh off the failure of her aight album, "Miss Kelly", Kelly Rowland is KICKIN IT old school ya'll. snatch this gem up from the 99cent bin at your local car wash while supplies last! DON'T SLEEP ON THIS ONE!

Thanks Gilby! you're my favorite.

Oh my damn...

2007-10-06T00:16:00.000-07:00

BEING GAY IS A SPORT!? I mean damn, I knew male figure skaters were a little zesty. But the World Aerobics Championship is too much even for them! Somebody get me a spandex onezie with a QUICKNESS! I need to enroll in this shit. SMACKAHO IN '08!

Weekend Sexy : Raoul Bova

2007-10-05T23:30:00.000-07:00

DON'T HATE HIM cause he's beautiful. Raoul is HAT. He is un attore italiano(you know my babelfish game is lovely). As far as I know, the only American movie he's been in is 2004's "Alien Vs. Predator". But when you get right down to it, does it really matter what flicks he's done? LOOK at the man. Yeeeyuuuuh.

Here's the story of a lovely lady...

2007-10-02T18:46:00.001-07:00

I think we can all give this one a big BAAAHAHAHAHA! I want this flick SO BAD! Early x-mas gift? anyone? ANYONE?! This has to be the greatest parody porn I've seen since "The Da Vinci Load".

UPDATE: Apparently that's not the first one (the world is just full of remakes these days, innit!), There's also a classic version called "The Backdoor Bradys" that I MUST have! hahaha.

I'm sure you can get some kinda two-for-one deal around xmas time if you shop around.

Meet me in the bathroom Mario...

2007-10-02T08:44:00.000-07:00

This is a lil old, but who cares! The NUTJOBS at Thunderbolt Games have waaaaaaaay too much time on their hands. According to them the cover of the latest mario game is...wait for it...HOMPHOBIC! why, you ask? if you look veeeery close (too close) there are stars under some of the letters in "super mario galaxy". When you put these letters together they spell out "U R MR GAY". BAHAHAHAHA. yes...yes I am!

Homo's are retards...

2007-10-02T07:47:00.000-07:00

*I* didn't say it. The great Apostle Delphine Thomas did. PRAISE HIM! She's going to deliver us from our sins,my people! Maybe I'll even learn how to do that nifty speaking in tongues thing she does. You know she does that when she's ear deep in the choir director's box. Bitch eats it LIKE A PRO!

Bucket O' French...

2007-09-26T08:27:00.000-07:00

...and saunders.

Guess Who...

2007-09-25T08:45:00.000-07:00

Jesus wept. Can somebody please get a hold of this child, get her a pack of yaki and escort her to Laquita's bumper curl ASAP.

Weekend Sexy : Josh Wald

2007-09-21T19:27:00.000-07:00

I'm sure we've all seen him before. But I've had a major crush on this guy since...forever! "celebrity" crushes are funny. He could be the biggest douche nozzle on the face of the earth and I'd never know it, but he's pretty to look at so I'm alright with it. Especially since my chances of meeting him are slim to none. And if I ever did meet him he wouldn't have time to be a douche before I jumped on him and ripped his clothes off...

Body Glove...

2007-09-21T06:30:00.000-07:00

It must've taken 10 tubes of astroglide and those mice from cinderella to get mooriah into that dress. One false breath and that bitch is gonna take out all the paps in the front row and the Denny's across the street.

This is Not a Test...

2007-09-20T22:54:00.000-07:00

Lord Save us all! When I first saw this I thought Lindsay Lohan had finally gotten into the celebrity fragrance game. Sadly I was wrong. According to the website,Vulva Original, it's supposed to trigger sexual attraction by mimicking the scent of a big, smelly cooze.TANG!

You Know,if that music thing doesn't work out for Britney she could always get an endorsement deal...

BAHAHAHA!

2007-09-20T18:05:00.000-07:00

Okay,Greg Scarcini is an effin genius. If you haven't seen any of his videos, I suggest you hit the link above and move your ass! Here's his take on Britney's "legendary" comeback performance @ the VMA's. I bet Brit is sobbing into her bag of cheetos knowing a drag queen pulled off a better performance than she did.

FIRST POST! Andres...

2007-09-20T12:09:00.001-07:00

Kay, so I'm very new to this whole blog thing. I'm sure I'll post many random things I find interesting, from random celebrity gossip to stupid youtube videos. But I figured the best way to start off was with a hot guy, cause you really can't go wrong. Anyway his name is Andres Sanchez, he's sexy. enjoy!