New "Dark Knight" promo shot!

I kid! It's really just aaaall the sexy of Diana Ross' offspring, Chudney Ross. But isn't the Joker resemblance uncanny?! This ho better hope she never accidentally wanders into a comic-con somewhere. She'd be picking geeks out of her abnormally large teeth for weeks!

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The Showdown

If you don't watch, I HATE YOU! not really, but you should watch. Below is my favdizzle scene from last week's Desperate Housewives (which I'm obsessed with, btw). I Can't wait for my boo, Bree, to put the smack down on that new ho.


oh, and here's a couple shots of the new homos on Wisteria Lane. They couldn't have done better, really??



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Damn Nukka

SEASON 2 PREMIERE TONIGHT! you best be watchin.

Dascoo Fever...

Fresh off the failure of her aight album, "Miss Kelly", Kelly Rowland is KICKIN IT old school ya'll. snatch this gem up from the 99cent bin at your local car wash while supplies last! DON'T SLEEP ON THIS ONE!

Thanks Gilby! you're my favorite.

Oh my damn...

BEING GAY IS A SPORT!? I mean damn, I knew male figure skaters were a little zesty. But the World Aerobics Championship is too much even for them! Somebody get me a spandex onezie with a QUICKNESS! I need to enroll in this shit. SMACKAHO IN '08!

Weekend Sexy : Raoul Bova

DON'T HATE HIM cause he's beautiful. Raoul is HAT. He is un attore italiano(you know my babelfish game is lovely). As far as I know, the only American movie he's been in is 2004's "Alien Vs. Predator". But when you get right down to it, does it really matter what flicks he's done? LOOK at the man. Yeeeyuuuuh.

Here's the story of a lovely lady...

I think we can all give this one a big BAAAHAHAHAHA! I want this flick SO BAD! Early x-mas gift? anyone? ANYONE?! This has to be the greatest parody porn I've seen since "The Da Vinci Load".

UPDATE: Apparently that's not the first one (the world is just full of remakes these days, innit!), There's also a classic version called "The Backdoor Bradys" that I MUST have! hahaha.

I'm sure you can get some kinda two-for-one deal around xmas time if you shop around.