It must've taken 10 tubes of astroglide and those mice from cinderella to get mooriah into that dress. One false breath and that bitch is gonna take out all the paps in the front row and the Denny's across the street.
"I was SO ready for some Robo-Janet to be crip-walking and tapdancing on Midget Mac Dupri’s bald head with a speakerbox and a “Mr. Microphone” strapped to her head. Instead, I get some booty-shaking, pony-tail bangin’ in a bowl of space milk on the planet Fail" - The IPS
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