Bucket O' French...

...and saunders.

Guess Who...

Jesus wept. Can somebody please get a hold of this child, get her a pack of yaki and escort her to Laquita's bumper curl ASAP.

Weekend Sexy : Josh Wald

I'm sure we've all seen him before. But I've had a major crush on this guy since...forever! "celebrity" crushes are funny. He could be the biggest douche nozzle on the face of the earth and I'd never know it, but he's pretty to look at so I'm alright with it. Especially since my chances of meeting him are slim to none. And if I ever did meet him he wouldn't have time to be a douche before I jumped on him and ripped his clothes off...

Body Glove...

It must've taken 10 tubes of astroglide and those mice from cinderella to get mooriah into that dress. One false breath and that bitch is gonna take out all the paps in the front row and the Denny's across the street.

This is Not a Test...

Lord Save us all! When I first saw this I thought Lindsay Lohan had finally gotten into the celebrity fragrance game. Sadly I was wrong. According to the website,Vulva Original, it's supposed to trigger sexual attraction by mimicking the scent of a big, smelly cooze.TANG!

You Know,if that music thing doesn't work out for Britney she could always get an endorsement deal...

BAHAHAHA!

Okay,Greg Scarcini is an effin genius. If you haven't seen any of his videos, I suggest you hit the link above and move your ass! Here's his take on Britney's "legendary" comeback performance @ the VMA's. I bet Brit is sobbing into her bag of cheetos knowing a drag queen pulled off a better performance than she did.

FIRST POST! Andres...

Kay, so I'm very new to this whole blog thing. I'm sure I'll post many random things I find interesting, from random celebrity gossip to stupid youtube videos. But I figured the best way to start off was with a hot guy, cause you really can't go wrong. Anyway his name is Andres Sanchez, he's sexy. enjoy!