Damn AC Slater...

WHERE THE POURTY AT?! Although the view is nice...exactly how gay is Mario Lopez? These questions need to be answered for my spirit to be right!

New Obsession: Nala West

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. this bitch is insane, I thought it stopped at her "and I am telling you" video I posted yesterday. but OH NO! She is truly an amazing human being.

support her ass! check out the rest of her videos here!

She's My Dreamgirl...

I wasn't gonna post anything because I'm sick and I feel gross. but this shit CRACKED.ME.UP. It's most definitely the Smackaho theme song. watch it, and fall in love.

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Weekend Sexy : David Gandy

This weekend's sexy is brought to you by the letter "O"(face). He kind of reminds me of a much improved version of Clive Owen. I would do them both, but if I had a choice about it I'd definitely pick David.

New "Dark Knight" promo shot!

I kid! It's really just aaaall the sexy of Diana Ross' offspring, Chudney Ross. But isn't the Joker resemblance uncanny?! This ho better hope she never accidentally wanders into a comic-con somewhere. She'd be picking geeks out of her abnormally large teeth for weeks!

photo via Fresh

The Showdown

If you don't watch, I HATE YOU! not really, but you should watch. Below is my favdizzle scene from last week's Desperate Housewives (which I'm obsessed with, btw). I Can't wait for my boo, Bree, to put the smack down on that new ho.


oh, and here's a couple shots of the new homos on Wisteria Lane. They couldn't have done better, really??



via Fresh Hotness

Damn Nukka

SEASON 2 PREMIERE TONIGHT! you best be watchin.

Dascoo Fever...

Fresh off the failure of her aight album, "Miss Kelly", Kelly Rowland is KICKIN IT old school ya'll. snatch this gem up from the 99cent bin at your local car wash while supplies last! DON'T SLEEP ON THIS ONE!

Thanks Gilby! you're my favorite.

Oh my damn...

BEING GAY IS A SPORT!? I mean damn, I knew male figure skaters were a little zesty. But the World Aerobics Championship is too much even for them! Somebody get me a spandex onezie with a QUICKNESS! I need to enroll in this shit. SMACKAHO IN '08!

Weekend Sexy : Raoul Bova

DON'T HATE HIM cause he's beautiful. Raoul is HAT. He is un attore italiano(you know my babelfish game is lovely). As far as I know, the only American movie he's been in is 2004's "Alien Vs. Predator". But when you get right down to it, does it really matter what flicks he's done? LOOK at the man. Yeeeyuuuuh.

Here's the story of a lovely lady...

I think we can all give this one a big BAAAHAHAHAHA! I want this flick SO BAD! Early x-mas gift? anyone? ANYONE?! This has to be the greatest parody porn I've seen since "The Da Vinci Load".

UPDATE: Apparently that's not the first one (the world is just full of remakes these days, innit!), There's also a classic version called "The Backdoor Bradys" that I MUST have! hahaha.

I'm sure you can get some kinda two-for-one deal around xmas time if you shop around.

Meet me in the bathroom Mario...

This is a lil old, but who cares! The NUTJOBS at Thunderbolt Games have waaaaaaaay too much time on their hands. According to them the cover of the latest mario game is...wait for it...HOMPHOBIC! why, you ask? if you look veeeery close (too close) there are stars under some of the letters in "super mario galaxy". When you put these letters together they spell out "U R MR GAY". BAHAHAHAHA. yes...yes I am!

Homo's are retards...

*I* didn't say it. The great Apostle Delphine Thomas did. PRAISE HIM! She's going to deliver us from our sins,my people! Maybe I'll even learn how to do that nifty speaking in tongues thing she does. You know she does that when she's ear deep in the choir director's box. Bitch eats it LIKE A PRO!